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dobby is too attractive for words
I live across the street from a handful of bars in a college town, and it’s graduation weekend. People are already really drunk and loud outside at 7pm. I am seriously a 60 year old woman trapped in a 23 year old’s body. Shh, I’m trying to watch netflix. Someone just saw me looking disapprovingly out my window at them, oops.
hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go
He doesn’t know why his life turned out this way
No one ever reads his dissertations or allegoric plays
So he comforts himself while searching a rhyme
That the public rarely recognize a genius in their time
(poor little guy)
He’s a miniature philosopher
Though he hasn’t got a friend
He’s sure he’ll be famous in the end*sobs*
